- Man still hasn’t got a fucking clue what’s going on in Line of Duty
- Roy Keane and Gary Neville change into Batman and Robin outfits to fight evil European Super League
- Alarm raised as entire UK finds itself agreeing with Gary Neville
- Sacked Jose Mourinho applies for vacant Duke of Edinburgh position
- Queen and other top monarchs to break away and form European Super Royal Family
A lockdown diary
- Thoughts for the days of April 2020Coronavirus, lockdown and free will. Some of the things covered in the Daily Diary.