- Boris to save Union by promising “a shiny ha’penny and a dram to each Scotchman and his bonnie lass”
- Small piece of dogshit to play Boris Johnson in upcoming Covid miniseries
- We are still a ‘long long long way’ from being competent warns Hancock
- Twitter apologises for allowing photo to be tweeted that isn’t Bernie and his f**king mittens
- Next Chelsea manager to be offered 45-minute rolling contract
A lockdown diary
- Thoughts for the days of April 2020Coronavirus, lockdown and free will. Some of the things covered in the Daily Diary.