- Russian Covid vaccine to be tested on Salisbury door handles
- Donald Trump evacuated from White House briefing room for his own protection after reporter asks him to count to ten
- Boris Johnson confident system of rolling dice to determine exam results is robust and fair
- “We have the resources to help refugees, but we definitely shouldn’t,” claims hideous human
- Man who spent June insisting ‘All Lives Matter’ now calling for Navy to sink migrant boats crossing the Channel
A lockdown diary
- Thoughts for the days of April 2020Coronavirus, lockdown and free will. Some of the things covered in the Daily Diary.
The Genuine Articles
- Agonising over how to be happy? Don’t do it for you. Do it for Don.
- Born very prematurely… the brutal early days of a newborn girl.
- Desperately resorting to chemical enhancements to excite midlife romance…
- Fantastic Kit Kat facts and figures. How do you break yours?
- The Jammie Dodger. Aka the breaking bad of the biscuit world.
- Oreo Cookies. The American dream, but global food.
- Work meetings a disaster? 6 simple things you could do to avoid wasting your life.
- The dangerous minefield that is male grooming
- Writing exciting erotic stories a surefire way to get followers. Just don’t tell your other half.