- ‘Surely those 38,000 people have to take some share of the blame for the death figures’ explains Matt Hancock
- Visit to friend’s garden slightly spoiled by ill-fitting adult diaper
- CNN reports Martin Luther King died of Type 2 Diabetes in addition to a bullet in the head
- Man spotted with 24 burgers insists its for a small family BBQ, on Monday
- Zippy, Bungle and George to have piss-up with Rod, Jane and Freddy as groups of six allowed to meet
A lockdown diary
- Thoughts for the days of April 2020
Coronavirus, lockdown and free will. Some of the things covered in the Daily Diary.
The Genuine Articles
- Agonising over how to be happy? Don’t do it for you. Do it for Don.
- Born very prematurely… the brutal early days of a newborn girl.
- Desperately resorting to chemical enhancements to excite midlife romance…
- Fantastic Kit Kat facts and figures. How do you break yours?
- The Jammie Dodger. Aka the breaking bad of the biscuit world.
- Oreo Cookies. The American dream, but global food.
- Work meetings a disaster? 6 simple things you could do to avoid wasting your life.
- The dangerous minefield that is male grooming
- Writing exciting erotic stories a surefire way to get followers. Just don’t tell your other half.
