A Glastonbury Festival ticket holder has been left shocked and surprised today with the news that the festival hosting 200,000
Month: January 2021
Boris Johnson promises fresh method of obsequious arse-licking towards Biden administration
The Prime Minister has stated it was time to move beyond the toadying he displayed for Donald Trump and that
Disembowelling of Jared Kushner at Biden inauguration proves controversial
The Inauguration of Joe Biden took place yesterday in Washington DC, and was a largely celebratory affair with many hailing
Schools to be given two weeks’ notice before reopening, and a further four hours before closing again
Schools in England will be given two weeks’ notice before reopening according to the education Secretary Gavin Williamson today, and
Satirists not sure what to do now after exhausting ‘Joe Biden is old’ jokes within 24hrs of inauguration
Online ‘comedy’ writers who for some reason pretend to their friends and family that they are genuine satirists are struggling
Secret Service detail yet to notice any difference as Donald Trump spends day on golf course
Despite him no longer being President, Donald Trump’s secret service detail have yet to notice any changes to the former
Inauguration oath ends in chaos as confused Joe Biden vows to take the Chief Justice as his lawful wedded husband
In what White House officials are calling an “unexpected but historic” incident, Joe Biden has accidentally married Chief Justice John
Wellerman delivery of sugar and tea and rum delayed due to Brexit
The crew of the ship ‘Billy of Tea’ are going to have to wait a while for their delivery of
The complete list of President Trump’s achievements
We at NewsThump have spent a lot of the last four years laying into Donald Trump, but on this last
Removal team find Jeffrey Epstein’s severed head in Donald Trump’s personal fridge
The removal team at the White House made a gruesome discovery while removing President Trump’s belongings. Upon opening Trump’s personal