The collapse of income from her £400 million property portfolio has left the monarch so cash-strapped she is reduced to
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Man panic-buying toilet rolls for second time in six months providing helpful new definition of ‘insanity’
A man is busy this morning shoving as many toilet rolls as he can into his shopping trolley, seemingly unaware
Man who told wife he was nipping out for ‘quick pint’ last night, fuming at actually having to nip for a quick pint
A man who told his wife he was nipping for a ‘quick pint’ last night, was still fuming today after
Boris Johnson berates the public for driving to Barnard Castle to check their eyes work
Prime Minister Boris f*cking Johnson has launched a scathing attack on the general public for breaking lockdown earlier in the
Thrice-married man who cheated on post-natal third wife with a porn star offers Prince Harry marriage advice
Donald Trump has decided to offer Prince Harry some marriage advice, given he’s done it so many times himself. The
Surge in cases of Nurgle’s plagues blamed on Space Marines not wearing their masks
The Emperor’s Space Marines are being criticised today after it emerged they routinely fail to wear their helmets even when
I won’t use Test and Trace app because I value my privacy, insists man on Facebook using his GPS-enabled 4G-capable camera and microphone
A man has revealed today that he will not be tracked by the government’s new Test and Trace app, after
Surrey to introduce new permit scheme to avoid queues at Kent border
Surrey has announced plans to introduce a permit scheme for lorry drivers wishing to cross into Kent, to avoid the
Murdering the leaf-blower man now permissible by law
A new law has been rushed through parliament that will see the murdering of the leaf-blower man permissible if he
Priti Patel promises only the ‘brightest and best’ lorry drivers will be allowed into Kent
The Home Secretary has said that the new Kent Access Permit system will ensure that only the crème de la