The Oxford English Dictionary has added a second definition to ‘BJ the Prime Minister’ after it was revealed to also
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Professional groper resigns after drunkenly joining Conservatives
Professional groper Simon Williams has today tendered his resignation after having drunkenly become a Conservative MP in what he has
‘Cliff Richard wins Wimbledon’: Nadine Dorries’ favourite sporting moments
As Minister for the orange Trivial Pursuit category, Nadine Dorries has an encyclopaedic knowledge of British sporting history. She talked
Chris Pincher named as Boris Johnson’s new ethics advisor
Former Tory deputy chief whip Chris Pincher has been immediately installed as Boris Johnson’s new ethics advisor it has been
Tories reminded that they don’t live in a Carry On film
All Tory Party ministers are to be sent a letter laying out in no uncertain terms that they are not
Vladimir Putin admits he’s never felt safer as 5′ 2″ 91-year-old insists he’d take a bullet for him
Vladimir Putin has told close allies he has never felt safer after 91-year-old Bernie Ecclestone told GMB that he would
Man who believed he could fly, now just believes he could die – in prison
A man who once sang that he believed he could fly, now actually believes he could die, in a prison
Competitive Dad intensively training son in egg and spoon technique ahead of school sports day
A father’s sense of worth depends entirely on his son destroying the competition in the all important Year 3 egg
Angry Birds, Deliveroo integration: Javid announces new NHS App features
Sajid Javid has announced that the NHS App will have a number of new features added over the following year.
‘If Putin were a woman I’d have probably had her’ claims Boris Johnson
Boris Johnson would have probably had sex with Vladimir Putin if he were a woman he has claimed today, which