After Boris Johnson nominated the clusterfuck magnet that is Chris Grayling to head the ultra-sensitive Intelligence Committee, espionage agencies from
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Kanye West told not to bother running for President as Trump never hands property keys to black people
US rapper Kanye West has been told that he’s wasting his time trying to enter the White House, mainly because
Flabby coronavirus looking forward to getting back to the gym
The coronavirus has declared its support for Government plans to continue easing lockdown and is looking forward to getting back
Chris Grayling accidentally locks himself in broom cupboard on first day as Chairman of Intelligence Committee
Boris Johnson has appointed Chris Grayling as the new Chairman of the Intelligence and Security Committee, who has wasted no
NHS nurse wondering if hospital car park will accept government’s Nando’s vouchers
A nurse who has to pay up to £80 a week just to park within walking distance of the hospital
Government announces new parking meters will clap for NHS staff while charging them £10 to park their cars at work
After the government announced that free parking at work for NHS staff would soon end, they have sweetened the deal
Man hailing the return of blue passports has no intention of ever going anywhere ‘foreign’
Brexit supporter Simon Williams has claimed that the £500m spent on reintroducing the blue-but-also-sort-of-black British passport is worth every penny
Dads nationwide to squeeze every last drop out of Rishi Sunak’s meal deal
Everybody’s dad has got the calculator out in anticipation of getting a cracking deal at a restaurant. The excitement comes
Man about to be made redundant breathes huge sigh of relief, as half price cheeky Nando’s announced for August
A man just days away from being made redundant has breathed an enormous sigh of relief today after learning he
Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro confirms he’s only wearing a mask because his breath is so masculine, it causes women to immediately become pregnant
Brazilian President and man who thought Star Wars was about Palpatine, Jair Bolsonaro, has confirmed that despite his positive diagnosis