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Category: Fake News

July 1, 2022

‘BJ the Prime Minister’ now a verb as well as noun

The Oxford English Dictionary has added a second definition to ‘BJ the Prime Minister’ after it was revealed to also

July 1, 2022

Professional groper resigns after drunkenly joining Conservatives

Professional groper Simon Williams has today tendered his resignation after having drunkenly become a Conservative MP in what he has

July 1, 2022

‘Cliff Richard wins Wimbledon’: Nadine Dorries’ favourite sporting moments

As Minister for the orange Trivial Pursuit category, Nadine Dorries has an encyclopaedic knowledge of British sporting history. She talked

July 1, 2022

Chris Pincher named as Boris Johnson’s new ethics advisor

Former Tory deputy chief whip Chris Pincher has been immediately installed as Boris Johnson’s new ethics advisor it has been

July 1, 2022

Tories reminded that they don’t live in a Carry On film

All Tory Party ministers are to be sent a letter laying out in no uncertain terms that they are not

June 30, 2022

Vladimir Putin admits he’s never felt safer as 5′ 2″ 91-year-old insists he’d take a bullet for him

Vladimir Putin has told close allies he has never felt safer after 91-year-old Bernie Ecclestone told GMB that he would

June 30, 2022

Man who believed he could fly, now just believes he could die – in prison

A man who once sang that he believed he could fly, now actually believes he could die, in a prison

June 29, 2022

Competitive Dad intensively training son in egg and spoon technique ahead of school sports day

A father’s sense of worth depends entirely on his son destroying the competition in the all important Year 3 egg

June 29, 2022

Angry Birds, Deliveroo integration: Javid announces new NHS App features

Sajid Javid has announced that the NHS App will have a number of new features added over the following year.

June 29, 2022

‘If Putin were a woman I’d have probably had her’ claims Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson would have probably had sex with Vladimir Putin if he were a woman he has claimed today, which

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