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Money saved by not giving nurses decent pay rise to be used for Priti Patel’s bullying settlements
The government has revealed today that it will be using the money saved by not increasing wages for nurses and
Supermarkets prepare for back-to-school Monday with 3-for-2 on “Mummy’s special Ribena”
Supermarkets will be there for you to get on the sesh from 8am on Monday. With children set to return
Opening schools but not pubs damaging for both teachers and pupils
The Government has been warned that opening schools on Monday without having pubs open could lead to a mental health
Munificent Rishi Sunak rewards NHS heroes by helping their landlords buy another property
The nurses and paramedics that have just spent a gruelling year in the frontline of the war against COVID have
“Don’t fall for Ponzi schemes!” warns government planning to pay your pension by recruiting entirely new generation of gullible taxpayers
UK Government plc has warned resident stakeholders not to fall for Ponzi schemes whilst allowing future generations to foot the
Texas removes all restrictions on letting leopards roam free in stores
Texas has become the first state in America to remove restrictions on letting leopards roam free in all stores. Previously,
Homeschooling finally gives something back as parents do f*ck all for World Book Day
Homeschooling has finally given something back today to millions of parents finally able to do absolutely fuck all for World
Machiavellian Nicola Sturgeon instantly ends calls for resignation by joining Conservative Party
In a political masterstroke, the SNP leader brandished her new Tory party membership card which immediately led her opponents to
Buckingham Palace to investigate claims that Meghan bullied Prince Andrew into having sex with teenage girls
Buckingham Palace says it will investigate claims that the Duchess of Sussex bullied Prince Andrew into being friends with a