Scotland hero Billy Gilmour is set to miss tomorrow’s crucial Euro 2020 group match against Croatia after testing positive for
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Man enters third hour trying to peel off price label from TK Maxx gift set
A man has entered a frantic third hour attempting to remove the price label from a gift he bought in
Pagans to build new massive henge to celebrate what feels like the longest year
Inspired by summer solstice celebrations at Stonehenge, a new monument is to be built in honour of the longest ever
No specific reason for banning Mancunians, we just don’t like them, confirms Sturgeon
Nicola Sturgeon has confirmed that there’s no specific reason for banning people from Manchester from going to Scotland, she just
Man overjoyed as kids allow father’s day lie-in until almost 7:10am
A man is fully refreshed and completely overjoyed this morning after his kids allowed a big long father’s day lie-in,
Thorpe Park on verge of becoming nation’s first ‘Arsehole-Free’ tourist attraction
As mask-opposing twats continue to call for a boycott of Thorpe Park due to their policy of making mask-exempt visitors
Swashbuckling England strike fear into the hearts of all European teams by averaging one shot on target per hour
England’s campaign at the European Championships continues to go from strength to strength with yet another swashbuckling performance full of
Uri Geller to use psychic powers to do something in the Euros which he will reveal after it happens
Uri Geller has revealed that he is going to use his amazing psychic powers once again today, to make something
Britney Spears father agrees one off increase in stars monthly allowance, after spotting nice new Ferrari for father’s day
Britney Spears father has agreed to a one-off, very substantial increase in his daughter’s monthly allowance it is revealed today,
Edwin Poots quits because he didn’t read the standing orders and has no authority here
DUP leader Edwin Poots has sensationally resigned after it became apparent that he hadn’t read the standing orders, and that