Coronavirus, lockdown and free will. Some of the things covered in the Daily Diary.
We’re allowing Russia to compete after being banned from the Olympics because we don’t want murdering, IOC confirms
After coming under pressure to explain the decision to allow Russia to compete in the Olympics despite being banned for
Man who doesn’t watch Strictly because ‘dancing is for gays’ furious as show includes first ever all-male same-sex pairing
A man who refuses to watch Strictly Come Dancing on tv because ‘dancing is just for girls and gays’ is
Carole Malone attacks ‘mean and spiteful EU’ for melting the half-eaten Solero she left in her car
Opinionated Brexiter Carole Malone, famous for her columns in the Daily Express and turning to stone any Greek hero who
Stubborn man steadfastly refusing to apologise for what he did in wife’s dream
According to reports this morning, local man Simon Williams is stubbornly refusing to apologise for any indiscretion that might have
I showed a bot 1,000 Darren Grimes Tweets and it cried and exploded
I showed a bot a thousand Darren Grimes tweets, because I wanted to create one of those humorous articles where
Pole Vaulter beats off stiff competition from the other 4 or 5 pole vaulters worldwide to win gold
A pole vaulter has won gold at the Olympics after beating off stiff competition from at least 4 or 5
Vaccine Inventor Barbie’s boyfriend Ken is anti-vax Covid denier
After a new Barbie doll based on Oxford vaccine creator Dame Sarah Gilbert was revealed, it has emerged that her
Woman suffering from gout really wants to hear your joke about drinking port
A woman who is suffering from gout has admitted that she is really looking forward to hearing your joke about
Neil Oliver bravely pledges to enter childrens’ chemo wards and spit on them for freedom
Neil Oliver, a former TV archaeologist now turned heroic plague rat, has struck a blow for freedom by promising to
Local Donkey Sanctuary really hoping Nigel Farage finds photo of immigrants riding a donkey
A local donkey sanctuary is today posting photos of immigrants travelling by donkey across social media in the hope Nigel