Coronavirus, lockdown and free will. Some of the things covered in the Daily Diary.
‘Surely those 38,000 people have to take some share of the blame for the death figures’ explains Matt Hancock
Health Secretary Matt Hancock has spoken about the latest figures of confirmed deaths from Coronavirus in the country, and responded
Visit to friend’s garden slightly spoiled by ill-fitting adult diaper
As lockdown measures begin to ease, some of those lucky enough to visit friends have spoken of an experience slightly
CNN reports Martin Luther King died of Type 2 Diabetes in addition to a bullet in the head
Uppity Civil Rights campaigner, Martin Luther King, would most likely be fit and walking around today were it not for
Man spotted with 24 burgers insists its for a small family BBQ, on Monday
A man spotted buying 24 burgers, 2 trays of chicken, 18 pork chops, 20 lamb skewers and 3 bags of
Zippy, Bungle and George to have piss-up with Rod, Jane and Freddy as groups of six allowed to meet
Gatherings of six people will be allowed next week so the occupants of the Rainbow household are planning to invite
Boris Johnson bans political subjects from Prime Minister’s Questions
The Prime Minister is banning politics from PMQs in order to prevent ‘unfair’ lines of questioning. At yesterday’s coronavirus press
Epidemiologists to tell plumbers and taxi drivers how to do their jobs for a change
Virologists and Epidemiologists have begun telling builders, crystal therapists and newspaper columnists that they’re idiots who haven’t a clue how
US police pledge to redress balance by killing more innocent white people
US police are to make a concerted effort to reduce the proportion of innocent black people killed in police incidents
Hong Kong protestors considering inviting Dominic Cummings for visit so people might start giving a shit about them again
Thousands of Hong Kong protestors have come together to formulate a new plan to invite UK APM (Actual Prime Minister),
City of Durham told to self-isolate for 14-days as ‘test and trace’ system launched in UK
The whole city of Durham is being contacted this morning and told to self isolate for 14-days under new test