THE DAILY BORE

The Oxford English Dictionary has added a second definition to ‘BJ the Prime Minister’ after it was revealed to also

Professional groper Simon Williams has today tendered his resignation after having drunkenly become a Conservative MP in what he has

As Minister for the orange Trivial Pursuit category, Nadine Dorries has an encyclopaedic knowledge of British sporting history. She talked

Former Tory deputy chief whip Chris Pincher has been immediately installed as Boris Johnson’s new ethics advisor it has been

All Tory Party ministers are to be sent a letter laying out in no uncertain terms that they are not

Vladimir Putin has told close allies he has never felt safer after 91-year-old Bernie Ecclestone told GMB that he would

A man who once sang that he believed he could fly, now actually believes he could die, in a prison

A father’s sense of worth depends entirely on his son destroying the competition in the all important Year 3 egg

Sajid Javid has announced that the NHS App will have a number of new features added over the following year.

Boris Johnson would have probably had sex with Vladimir Putin if he were a woman he has claimed today, which