THE DAILY BORE

A man still has not got a fucking clue today what is going on in Line of Duty it is

Roy Keane and Gary Neville are to unite against the forces of soccer evil. The news comes following the announcement

The whole UK has been placed at Shock Level 2 after citizens found themselves agreeing with Sky Sports gobshite Gary

Jose Mourinho has been sacked as manager of Tottenham Hotspur and has wasted no time in applying for a new

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has announced that she’s leaving the Windsors to form a European Super Royal Family with

Football fans across the country have reacted in shock and disbelief today at the news that Tottenham Hotspur has been

Simon Williams, a man who spends £3,000 a year to follow a team that he has imagined a connection to,

Jenny from Gogglebox will take up the leadership of AC-12 when Hastings retires as she is ‘the only person who

A woman has today insisted she doesn’t trust the government enough to get vaccinated against Covid, even though she’s happy

With the funeral of Prince Philip complete, Princess Diana has breathed a sigh of relief and emerged from hiding. Diana,