Coronavirus, lockdown and free will. Some of the things covered in the Daily Diary.
Edinburgh residents enjoying twat-free August
There is a different atmosphere in the Scottish capital this August as the cancelled Edinburgh Festival leaves large parts of
People who say ‘let’s agree to disagree’ are wrong and should f*ck off, say scientists
A recent study has confirmed your belief that people who try to end arguments with a pithy phrase about the
Gavin Williamson confident English exam shambles will outclass ‘amateur’ Scottish attempt
English exam boards are secretly scrambling to emulate the dream-shattering triumph of their Scottish counterparts, pulling together a copycat assessment
IT department to be relocated to muddy hole in field
An IT department is to be relocated to a small muddy hole in a nearby field as part of an
Man moves smoothly from being an expert on viruses to being an expert on explosives
Internet expert Simon Williams has taken time from his busy schedule explaining the truth behind viruses to anyone who’ll listen,
Surgeons celebrate as investment banker fitted with world’s first artificial conscience
British surgeons are celebrating a major breakthrough in medical science after successfully fitting an investment banker with the world’s first
SNP offers an A-grade in Politics to anyone who can think of a way to blame exam result fiasco on Westminster
Scottish Deputy First Minister John Swinney has told pupils not to worry too much about their lower than expected exam
Nation with strict gun-control laws somehow manages tenth successive year with no mass shootings
A country with strict gun control laws has somehow managed to go another year with no mass shootings. The achievement,
Leaping across series of 10ft high concrete pillars a symptom of fragile masculinity, scientists confirm
Daring feats of parkour have today been linked with having a fragile male ego, scientists have discovered. After studying hours
Rape far less serious than making Chris Grayling look like an idiot, explains Chief Whip
The Tories have defended their decision not to suspect an MP accused of rape, citing internal procedures which only allows