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The best foods to buy to throw away
DOING your online supermarket shop? It’s your duty as a consumer to buy all these foods that satisfy your aspirations but you won’t eat.
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Couple gets puppy so they will never have sex again
A COUPLE have bought a puppy so they finally have a legitimate excuse for giving up sex completely.
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How to stay warm when you can’t afford to put the heating on: Rishi Sunak explains
AS resident of a five-bedroom townhouse in London and a Georgian mansion in Yorkshire, heating bills are the bane of my life. Here are tips on staying warm when the Aga’s broken.
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Children naturally awful
CHILDREN are dreadful regardless of whether they have had sugar, it has emerged.
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Travel rule exemption announced for middle-class families driving to National Trusts
MIDDLE class families visiting National Trust parks and woodland for their daily exercise are to be exempt from lockdown rules because it is deemed ‘essential travel’.
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