‘F**k you, we’ll walk alone’ fans tell Liverpool
LIVERPOOL fans have confirmed they would rather walk alone for a bit after their club joined the European Super League.
Coffee after 5pm, and five other things you’ll massively regret in your 40s
OVER 40? Keen not to feel like a sack of shit? 44-year-old Martin Bishop details six things that will set you back two days if you even attempt them.
How to live with the football club you love selling its soul, by a Man City fan
ARE you feeling a sickening wrench in your very heart as the football club you love abandons every moral principle for money? Yeah. Been there. Let me make it okay.
Five uncontroversial musicians for bland people
ARE you undeniably dull? Looking for musicians to create a background noise that won’t challenge you in any way?
Six signs that you’re no longer completely skint
MOVING up in the world? Splashing out on little luxuries, such as washing your hands in hot water? Here’s some other signs that you’re no longer flat broke.