Middle class trick or treaters demanding at least 70 per cent cocoa
MIDDLE CLASS children are demanding a minimum standard of chocolate for Halloween and will not accept anything with less than 70 per cent cocoa content.
People who pronounce it ‘pan au shock-oh-lah’ admit they want to be annoying
PEOPLE who insist on using a French accent to order a pastry in a British cafe have confessed that they enjoy being unbearably pretentious.
Middle class couple want to show you their artisan soap
A MIDDLE-CLASS couple are desperate to have friends round to show off the expensive and tasteful artisan soap they have in their bathroom.
Five wankers you’ll only meet on the bus
NEED to get somewhere? Literally all other forms of transport unavailable? You might be forced to catch the bus. Here are five awful bastards you’ll encounter on your journey.
Five parent phrases that are swear words in disguise
IT’S not acceptable for parents to swear at their children, but that doesn’t mean you can’t be constantly doing it in your mind. Here are five phrases that mean something different from what your kids hear.