Bristol not all that, Bristolians told
THE inhabitants of Bristol have been politely reminded that their city isn’t the magical progressive utopia they think it is.
Nigel Farage’s re-telling of the Parable of the Good Samaritan
I’M Nigel Farage, spokesman for the real people of this once Christian country. Here is my truly British re-telling of the Parable of the Good Samaritan.
Having your bike nicked, and four other moving to London rites of passage
HAVE you recently moved to the UK’s glorious capital? Expect to go through every one of these harrowing experiences.
Couple embark on series of awkward sexual acts to rediscover ‘spark’
A COUPLE are trying out a series of demanding and humiliating sexual scenarios in a bid to save their floundering marriage.
Man realises he has paid Netflix £300 just to watch Star Trek
A MAN has realised that his Netflix subscription been spent entirely on watching old episodes of Star Trek and Star Trek: The Next Generation.